I’m still mad!
I can’t believe I’m still upset about this stupid thing that happened at work today. What it comes down to is that positive people are annoying and want everyone to be just like them, and negative people are bad and should die. Why is it that it’s ok for positive people to put down negative people and tell everyone else in the world to stay away from those bad seeds, but it’s not ok for negative people to even exist? Who says to live in this world we all have to be perky and smiley all the time? Wouldn’t that be annoying? Did people not see the movie the Truman Show? Come on.
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I am not a happy person. I’ve never been. It doesn’t mean I’m suicidal or that I’m not satisfied with my life, I just don’t go around hand in hand with bunnies and want to give kisses and lollipops to babies and bald men, all the while spreading my message of peace, love, and “value-add”. People hate a downer. They hate that negative whiner that doesn’t do anything but bring people down. I guess if that really was me, then I wouldn’t have any friends at all and that I would probably live in a cave by myself because I wouldn’t be acceptable in society. But for some reason I’m still here, people still talk to me, and I actually have people who contact me and want to be my friend. What’s wrong with this picture? If that happens to me now, I wonder how many friends I would have if I were this puppy-sweating, kitten-crapping positive person. I would be president!
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Mind your own bweeznass
There are so many useless people in the world who just sit around and inform others of things. You’ve seen them on tv, there are like 20 people surrounding the president at all times, updating him on the latest goings on, wouldn’t it just be easy to fire all those people and either have one key point person, or just replace them all with an RSS feed or something nerdy like that?
It’s also annoying when those people inform others of things that are totally none of their business. So you overheard something that has nothing to do with you. You want to pass on that information to those pertinent. Is it your place to? I don’t think so. Most of the time if you’re not directly involved and you’re just reiterating information that you overheard, you’re most likely not reiterating it correctly. It’s like eating. You eat stuff, and your body outputs it in a totally different manner. That’s basically what people who do that sort of thing are doing. Outputting stuff out of their mouths like shit. Useless shit regurgitators. Way to go.
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You know what?
Sometimes I just want to say to people, “Hey buddy, you know what? You’re a real a-hole, do you know that?” I wonder what people would say. “Yeah, I know, people tell me that all the time.” That’s the answer I would expect.
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Not impressed
I’m constantly unimpressed by people, especially if they tell me they have a particular job title or talent but really can’t live up to the hype.
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I’m sick and tired of people asking me for shit. I just want to come to work, sit down, and do what I have to do, without being constantly badgered by whiney f-ers asking for this and that. I’m not an f-ing secretary, you shouldn’t treat me like shit and expect that I’m supposed to just give you whatever the f you want. Oh, by the way, you shouldn’t treat your secretaries that way either, they are people and you can get your own f-ing coffee. Not that anyone is asking me to get them coffee, it’s just an example. Oh wait, actually someone yesterday asked if I could go to Dunkin Donuts to get them coffee. But I didn’t, because I have morals. And ethics. And better things to do.
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I’m smarter than you, so there
I hate those people who think they are just so damn smart. It’s not a contest, people.
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Your civic duty
I had jury duty today. It was both exciting and strange at the same time. I didn’t know what to expect but I dreaded being there because I didn’t want to be called. A good part of the morning was spent watching bad daytime tv and having to listen to people talk loudly on their cellphones because they don’t know how to use their quiet voices. And then I was allowed to go home. But not without having learned some important things about our judicial system, and how it is one way that Americans differ from “the commies”. At least that’s what this one judge was telling us, he mentioned the Cold War and hammers and I didn’t see the relevance, but I guess it makes people feel better that they’re doing something to help keep America a more civilized nation where we don’t have to use violence to control people, we can use money and the threat of jailtime.
I realized as I sat there waiting that I could never be an impartial member of a jury. And I wondered if anyone really can. I’ve seen those tv shows where they interview jurors after the trial is over, and there are always people who say immediately, “I knew he did it, I could just see it in his face.” But according to the video we watched, we aren’t supposed to base our decisions on that. But as human beings, we can’t help but do that. Does this mean that our judicial system would be better in the hands of computerized robot juries? I wonder. (Here’s where if you were watching “The Family Guy”, they would segue to a clip of a computerized robot jury and maybe some sort of musical dance number. )
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Cute as a button!
I can’t stand when people talk about how cute they are. I guess maybe I just can’t stand people who are conceited. And telling other people that you are cute is kind of flattering yourself. That’s the kind of thing other people are supposed to tell you and you’re supposed to just revel in that and do things that you know will get people to tell you how cute you are, but you never ever should start it off yourself.
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I HATE FORUMS/NEWSGROUPS. Absolutely HATE them. It seems like you either love them or you hate them. People who love them are the kinds of people who post because they don’t have real life friends and they just want to write things and post pictures of themselves and have people say, “Oh, you’re so funny.” or “I totally agree with you” and they haven’t stepped into the 21st century and don’t know what a blog is. People who hate them are like me and are normal and can’t stand it when people waste their time sitting there collectively bitching about stuff passive-aggressively and expect someone upstairs to read about it and do something about it because they can’t themselves since they spend all their fucking time on forums gabbing about shit and saying, “I agree, and here’s why…” and telling people to “RTFM”. It’s hard for me to read a forum without getting angry, because there are always people who just use it as a release mechanism for why their wife left them or why they can’t meet people in real life and their purpose is either to get a band of people who agree with them and decide they want to get a mob together to kill off the people who cause the frustrations, or to rile up other people in the forum and start a flame war and then get a mob together to kill off those people. Either way, it’s about power and killing people. Ok, maybe there are no killings, but I really hate how people think their words aren’t harmful. And especially if you call them on it, they will back down and say that you misinterpreted their meaning and they really didn’t mean to be mean, you are just reading into it wrong. Which everyone knows is a pussy’s way out of anything. If you’re going to go all out and yell at people, have some fucking balls about it, don’t just do it for the sheer showbiz of it all, really believe in what you are writing. Otherwise people should just stop posting on forums because they are a waste of everything.
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